you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
did you just send me my own nude
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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