Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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