My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
