dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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