whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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