Can Purell be used as lube?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
PANTIES FOUND
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
