The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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