Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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