u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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