He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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