I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Dicks are not precious.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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