And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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