How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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