i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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