Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
