U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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