nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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