All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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