he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Randomize
