Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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