What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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