I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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