We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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