what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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