You're so nebulous sometimes
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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