i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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