that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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