and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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