She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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