The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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