K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
one might say we're banned from that church
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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