i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
