Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
