trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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