Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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