Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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