is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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