Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
