Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
