You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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