Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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