Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
its not stalking. its research.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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