is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
my poor anus
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
