And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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