White coat. Heels.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
