Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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