Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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