I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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