and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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