i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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