whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I AM VODKA MAN
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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